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I've mentioned before how ridiculous it is to keep a psychotic animal in your home.

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Remembering "Left Behind"

Through a strange series of events, I've ended up reading through the "Left Behind" series lately. I don't normally read Christian fiction, but I found a used copy of Book 1 from a little free library, and have been reading through the series ever since.

For those of you who don't know, Left Behind is a book series that was written by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins back in the early 90's. I can remember when they first came out, as well as seeing my friends' parents having the books on their shelves, but I guess they just never really interested me.

I'd long forgotten them until a friend at church mentioned them in passing.

"Wow, I should read those. I'd probably learn a lot about Revelations and Daniel from them."

The book randomly pops up the next day on a bookshelf that has barely changed in months, and now I'm on book 5.

Here are my thoughts so far:

Book 1 was good. I didn't think it was mind-blowingly good, but it was good enough to keep my interest in the series. If you're a Christian interested in learning more about the Rapture, I highly recommend it. Even if you're not a Christian, I highly recommend reading through this one to get a better grasp of what Christians believe about end times.

The Tribulation Force was pretty cruddy, in my opinion. The conversation made me angry quite a number of times due to 1) Chloe's being an obnoxious, emotional monster, and 2) what I thought was some misguided spiritual sounding stuff (e.g. if you trip over a dead body, I don't think you have to feel guilty about desecrating it). I almost quit reading the series because of this one.

But then I made it to book 3; Nicolae. Now that one was fantastic. You can really see how the authors grew as writers in making the series by this point. The ending and epilogue to this one left me sitting on my couch with my mouth wide open, thankful that I could continue the series any time I made it to my nearest library.

Book 4 had me wondering with the title. Was this going to be corny? It wasn't. It was really, truly good. The only thing that didn't make sense to me here was how at the very end, roughly 2 pages cover what I've always thought was one of the most interesting judgments in Revelation. Regardless, I finished this one, and drove to the library that night to check out the next two in the series

I've just started Apollyon, book 5, and this one starts off fast. The conversation and characters have only grown in depth, and I'm fully looking forward to continuing on through the series.

As I had hoped, I've learned a ton regarding end-times prophecy through these books in what has been a very entertaining and easy-to-read format. Many times, reading through old commentaries isn't exactly the most captivating of ways to understand something. LaHaye and Jenkins educate in a manner that leaves you with a better understanding as well as a hunger for more.

Once again, I highly recommend starting into the series. Christian or not, I think you'll enjoy flipping through these pages, and I encourage you to give them a try. Yes, the series is long (12-17 books, depending on how you count), but I do believe that it is well worth your time.

I'll have future thoughts and updates as I continue on through the series.

This Year's Flu

I'm not really sure just what it is exactly that draws me towards epidemiology. I always hated math in school, but for some reason really enjoyed statistics and probablity. I really like the detective game it involves as well. How does one little factor affect the overall health levels of a population?

As a result, I've been following the flu this year pretty closely. In the past, I'd used what I thought was an absolutely fantastic tool called Google Flu Trends. I loved it. I thought it was great. You could literally watch the spread of the flu throughout the States every year, and give your best guesses as to where it was gonna really hit next.

Sadly though, Google Flu Trends died. It was guesswork, really. Google was just tracking the number of times people searched words relating to the flu, and used that to give an estimate in real time of current infection rate.

They ended up being off by by 140% in 2013, and quitely shut down.

I was probably more let down by it than I should have been.

But that's what led me to the CDC Flu Map, which is even better. It's not based on search engine results, but on actual numbers instead. I highly recommend checking it out, and keeping mental tabs on it for next flu season.

According to FluView, another fantastic CDC resource, we seem to be seeing slightly less cases of flu right now (that could change with all the snow on the East Coast at the moment), but both of these resources can help you to stay on top of what's happening flu-wise in your area.

Thoughts on Stuff in the News

I'll admit it: I'm a news junkie. I follow it pretty much all day. And lately there's been a lot that I've found very interesting, or had something to say about (you can tell by the length of this post) Be prepared for some politics, so skip it if you don't like all that.

Cow escapes slaugherhouse to live on island

THIS one made me laugh. Nobody had a clue where this thing went for a solid month. They just knew it was gone. All I can think about is a cow-in-hiding peeking through the bushes.

Virginia woman killed by her own pitbulls

I hate pitbulls. There, I said it. I think they're about as trustworthy as a pet cobra. So when I saw THIS in the news the other day, I was saddened for the loss, but furious at the dogs. Those things are mentally unstable. The big thing nowadays is to say "[whiny voice] It's all in the way you train them." That's a bunch of crap. Isabelle Dinoire, the first patient of a successful face transplant, had to have that surgery because her pitbull mix ate her face off in her sleep. She later died from complications. Those things are wacko. Get a dog, not a beast.

Venezuala is burning

The people there are eating whatever they can find, and we still have people here who think socialism is cool?

Continued anti-Christian rhetoric

The degree with which people hate Christianity has been astounding me lately. What I find even scarier is that my friends who listen to left-wing media are clueless about this when I ask them about it. Check out what The View had to say about Mike Pence's Christianity. A mental illness? Remember that the left wants to brand Christians as mentally ill when you read my last topic at the bottom of the page.

Or what about what's been said since Billy Graham died recently? People have been applauding it, saying he was WICKED, and the fake news HATES him too. There is a war against Christians brewing, and it is gaining traction.

Maine man fights off bear

When I saw this, I thought it was the greatest thing ever. This dude was willing to go MMA on a black bear that was attacking his puppy WITHOUT A SINGLE WEAPON. That's a straight up man right there.

Korean War Vet fights off 5 men with knives

Keep this story in mind as you continue reading on.  An 88 year old man saw a woman being attacked by 5 dudes with knives. He took out 2, getting stabbed in the process, but sent the entire pack running off potentially saving that girl from being raped and from death. This is what true men do.

The Florida school shooting

This has been huge in the news lately, and rightfully so. The big question being, how do we prevent this from happening again? The most common answer being pushed in the main stream media right now is increased gun control. The assumption being that increased government control = less problems.

For starters, a lot of people are saying that the mentally ill should not be able to access firearms. Does that hold up in this case? The FBI (part of the government) was notified that this kid was wacko well in advance. What did they do? Nothing. So, does this increased control really help? When will we admit that some people are just wicked? Not everything bad happens from a mentally ill person. Most are just the actions of evil men. Society seems to reject that notion at the moment though. At least Mike Rowe agrees with me on this one though.

What about hardening up soft targets? Putting officers at every school? Even that didn't work here. We have reports of the officer who was stationed at the school being too afraid to enter the building. Kids are inside being slaughtered, and the coward won't go in and take the bad guy out. What are you gonna do if the people you hire to protect you aren't willing to?

(I find this somewhat reminiscent of the amount of time it took the cops to enter the Pulse nightclub in Orlando as well.)

The school seemed to know that the kid was unwell, I mean they sent out emails saying not to allow the kid to bring a backpack to school, but even that didn't pan out. Bad guys don't follow the rules, and this is a prime example of it.

What would have stopped this though? Teachers carrying is the first thing that comes to mind. How do you stop a bad guy with a gun? By hiding under a desk? By calling the police? By throwing shoes? Good luck. The best way has always been and still remains to be the good guy with a gun.

The PE teacher, who is an absolute hero, gave his life for those kids. Teachers clearly care about their students. If given the chance to protect and fight for not only themselves but their students as well when the worst nightmare happens, I guarantee you they would gladly take up arms and fight without giving it a second thought. Bad guys tend to react differently when bullets are flying back at them.

Are guns evil? I love what THIS piece has to say on the matter.

Waking Without Coffee is Cruel

Thought I'd give ya'll a taste of how my morning was today. Hint: extra crunchy.

There's nothing quite like accidentally kissing a bug's heinie.

Random Happenings

Stuff's been happening.

Man, where do I even begin? I guess where I left off.

My work hours have increased quite a bit. I had to shut down the pediatric weight loss clinic due to lack of interest. We bought a house. I've been giving weight loss/nutrition presentations all over. Writing has filled most of my free time, just not on here.

Long ago, my people used to live in these mountains. Eventually, the government took their land and kicked them out. Yellohed and I spent an incredible weekend just exploring the beauty of this area. I can't help but wonder if they ever got over being forced from such an incredible place, or if the pain just festered in their chest and the sense of longing grew greater.

I got to spend some time with my family at the beach. The best part is the long walks and deep conversations alone with random members of the family that I would never get the opportunity to do so with otherwise.

I'm always amazed at the abandoned structures that you can find while meandering about the woods. I always stop to check them out. I'm not really sure why. I think it's half hoping to find some long lost treasure, and half hoping that I'll solve a murder case out there.

Nope nope nope. Not goin' in there. 

I got a bunch of chickens! The little puffballs peeped the entire ride back in my car, and spent most of their early life in this little setup until they were big enough to hop out and poop all over my tools. Now they just poop all over my lawn.

We got another puppy too. We finally had the space and the time to justify being able to do so. Meet Atticus. He now knows how to herd chickens, chases cats off our land, and has the strange ability to find geocaches before me.

I've been getting further and further into woodworking. A friend who's been showing me a lot got me this book some time ago, and it is hands down the best book on woodworking that I have ever read. You've gotta check this one out.

I spent a little time on an island. It was incredible. We stayed right at the tip where the currents would take a man out to sea to forever disappear, but routinely gave back Go-Pros, sunglasses, goggles, and other random items throughout our time there.

I've spent a little time wandering around the health food stores. I'm routinely blown away by what I find in there.

The brain eating zombie fungus? Uh, nope. I know about The Last of Us.  

A great way to lose weight, I hear. 

Atticus has become a squeaker surgeon. This is essentially all of his toys by the end of Day 1.

We've been buying blueberries with a self-esteem issue.

And I traveled to an area that was nothing but sand. Yellohed spent most of the time indoors, but I roamed the sands, checked out the wildlife, and went sledding down ginormous dunes with an old plastic piece of junk I found.

What the Government SHOULD do if it Wants to Combat Obesity

I've written before HERE and HERE here about how crappy the government does when it gets involved with anything weight loss related.

Their knee-jerk reaction is to create new policy, and usually this involves increased taxes, some form of punishing fine, and often a reduction in personal freedom as well.

We saw this with the Philadelphia Beverage Tax. We saw this with tobacco. 

And I've written my ideas about what we can actually do without infringing on peoples' freedoms that might actually work. Building sidewalks. Mandatory public school P.E. Not allowing crap food to be bought with food stamps.

Seriously? The candy aisle? 

But I've been reading a lot of farming books lately, most notably Joel Salatin and Michael Pollan, and they've raised another issue that I think would help tremendously.

If you want to fight the obesity epidemic, eliminate all corn and soybean subsidies.

Now that's radical.

It'll never happen.

But it would work.

Corn forms the basis for high fructose corn syrup (HFCS). By eliminating all government subsidies for corn production, the price of high fructose corn syrup goes up. If the cost of HFCS skyrockets, food producers have to either: A) look at other options for what they're sweetening their food with, or B) raise their current food prices.

Wait a minute. Raising food prices? Isn't that a bad thing?

Well yeah, it would be. For processed foods though (and I use the term "food" loosely here). There's mounting evidence that it is actually processed foods that are leading to the "Western" diseases (CAD, diabetes, hypertension, metabolic syndrome, etc) that we are seeing epidemics of today.

Now, we don't know all of what is in processed foods that is making America sicker, but we do know that HFCS is one of them. A fascinating study on 18-40 year old adults showed that when they consumed HFCS beverages for just two weeks, their blood serum cholesterol levels shot through the roof. Two weeks!

Think of all the good that could be done by lowering the amount of HFCS that the public consumes on any given day! In the long run, we're talking about decreased heart attacks, decreased strokes, less obesity, less diabetes, less arthritis, and so on. That's a huge deal!

Look at what would happen with soybean production. Soy is the major component used in American vegetable oils, which aren't the most healthful cooking option out there either. Less soy = a healthier public.

All of this is done without infringing on any rights or freedoms out there whatsoever.

Further pros? 

The elimination of some government subsidies to begin with.

Why do your tax dollars go towards propping up an unsustainable industry? If the corn or soybean industry can't support itself, isn't that a sign that something needs to change? Let the market correct itself. Don't attempt to support a water bed with a few pointy sticks. The end result is only a big mess.

Government subsidies of any industry only leads to the theft and redistribution of peoples' hard earned money towards something they may not even agree with. Why is my money going towards making people fatter? Why is my money causing people to die sooner? Does this bother anybody else?

Next, I'd argue that the elimination of these subsidies would further be better for the soil. Before you go off thinking I'm advocating soil health over full stomachs, hear me out. There's increasing evidence that poor soil equals less nutrition in plant foods. We're now learning that what it is that you eat eats actually matters as well. Take beef. Cows in commercial lots are fed corn (which they eventually get sick and die from), cow manure, hormones/antibiotics out the wazoo, and other dead cows. The end result? Meat that was built off of all that and the potential health consequences that it brings.

The same applies with produce. Plants eat too, if you will, and they get their food from soil. Poor soil = poor produce. You'd have to eat four apples today to equal the amount of iron that was in one apple from the 1930's. That's nuts. And iron isn't the only nutrient that our foods have lost much of either.

We know that despite America's growing waistline, a good portion of all people are actually malnourished. This malnourishment in turn could be the cause of a number of other health problems, such as rickets that the US population is now facing.

And what about the increase in food allergies?

What about pesticide residues on crops?

Large swaths of monocultures means large amounts of pesticides needed to keep the crop healthy. Monocultures can't survive without pesticide use. If a fungus or blight runs through your 500 acre crop of corn, it can spread like wildfire, and you're out of a job. Pesticide residue = problems for both your health and the environment's.

What about environmental damage or even water pollution due to poor farming practices?

Once again, less pesticides, less pollution due to runoff. That means healthier fish, healthier water, and healthier soil.

All of these have negative effects on human health, and I'd argue that we're just beginning to scratch the surface of what all of these are.

Eliminating subsidies would force farmers to find more sustainable, more profitable, and better for our health farming practices that would only serve to benefit everyone but the major food processors in the long run.

The cons

Food prices. That's the first thing that popped up in your head, and it's been bouncing around in there ever since. And yeah, without a doubt food prices would increase. But again, that's only for processed foods.

This in turn causes people to look for other options. What are the options to processed foods? Natural foods! Ding ding ding! You're a winner!

When you get people eating natural foods amazing things happen to their health. Less cancer, less heart disease, less illness, less inflammation, and so on.

Job loss. I'd argue that this isn't really the case.

But wouldn't poor farmers lose their jobs?

To start off, farmers that get involved with corn or soybeans are royally screwed from the beginning. That's the reason the entire middle of the U.S. is corn. You operate at such a loss that the only way to possibly survive is to plant hundreds of more acres of corn. In essence, it's subsistence farming. The best way for a farm to survive is diversification. Just like any well-rounded retirement fund, when you diversify what you produce as a farmer, you stand a better chance of profiting.

Why? There's less impact from disease. You may lose your corn crop, but if you have 12 other things you're also raising/growing then you can take the punch much better than you'd be able to if corn was the only thing that you grew.

To Wrap it All Up

Look at all these potential benefits we would get from just that one change. All done without ever infringing on anybody's freedoms. In fact, we'd be further creating an environment for freedom to reign because we'd quit stealing people's money to support something unnecessary! That seems to be what trips up public health officials the most. Freedom.

Just one little change, and it could potentially save a WHOLE lotta lives.

Wanna read more? 

Folks, This Ain't Normal
In Defense of Food
The Omnivore's Dilemma
Fast Food Nation

Cook Your Food, Ya'll

Saw this in the news yesterday.

Tapeworm Came "Wiggling Out" of Man's Body

Maybe this is the public health part of me, but the first thing I thought was, "I wonder where it came wriggling out of?"