- W - "Did you know that if you try to iron a carpet because it looks wrinkly, this thin plastic stuff melts, and gets all over the iron?" Me - "Did you try it?" W - "Yeah, last semester."
- (little sister holding stethoscope) "I wonder what it sounds like if you fart in this thing?"
- (same sister, still holding stethoscope) "Wowww, that's cool! And it's not even electric!"
- W - "One time in high school we had a quiz on the periodic table of the elements. We had to name an element, and I couldn't think of any, so I put thunder. It wasn't one."
- L - "Maddy! Hurry up! You're taking forEVerrrr!" M - "I'm flossing my teeth!" L - "Are you flossing behind every single tooth?" M - "THAT'S THE CONCEPT OF IT!!"
- W - "How are you related to Uncle Bobby?" Me - "He's my uncle."
- (sitting at lunch) "What would you do if I pulled off my shirt, and all below my neck was muscles and skeletons?"
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Greatest Quotes Of Fall '12
*Sigh* Another semester has gone by, and though it certainly wasn't fast, and has been the craziest almost 5ish months in my life, I still managed to keep track of a few of the greatest quotes around campus, and at home (for break stuff), to give you an idea of how things have been going. Here are a few.
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Saturday, December 8, 2012
Favorite Textbook Quotes 2
In just three days, I finish with probably one of the toughest/class intensive semesters of my life. Things have been crazy lately, and the amount of reading that I had to do just to stay at remotely the same pace as the rest of the class was partly the reason. Anyways, like last semester, I've been paying a lot better attention to the things that I've been reading lately, and as a result, a lot of times I find quotes that tend to make me laugh/smirkbutsaythatIlaughed. Here are a few of my favorite from this past fall.
1. "Just arriving a foreign country, you will always make a fool of youslef." - Thank you Chinese book. And no, that wasn't a spelling mistake.
2. "The more heat an object gains, the hotter it gets." - How the heck am I failing chemistry? My dad would kill me if he read this, and then saw my grades!
3. "10-80% of female athletes have mild iron deficiency." - Thanks for narrowing that down.
4. While not technically a quote, I found this picture in my physics book.
5. "Active people tend to be less obese."- Huh. Who knew?
6. "Cardiac rehabilitation programs are safe....over 80% of patients who have been reported to suffer a cardiac arrest have been successfully resuscitated with prompt defibrillation." - "Well, gosh. With odds like that sign me up for the program, doc!"
7. "Hand grip strength tends to be higher in taller and heavier people." - You mean bigger people are stronger!?
8. "Pregnant women should avoid performing the Valsalva maneuver during exercise." - "The Valsalva maneuver is when you hold your breath and push. So unless you don't want your baby to shoot across the room and hit somebody in the head, I would recommend you breath while you're doing that exercise ma'am." This just brings to mind one question: how do pregnant women poop then?
9. "Stretching exercises are effective in increasing flexibility."- Millions of gymnasts across the world just exhaled after realizing that all that stretching wasn't for naught.
10. "The antipsychotic action of lithium ions was discovered by accident in the 1940s by Australian psychiatrist John Cade as he was researching the use of uric acid, a component of urine, to treat manic depressive illness." - "Hey, maybe if they drink their pee, they'll feel better!" Once again, more proof that God is a practical joker.
That's all I've got for the moment. Luckily, I've still got another whole semester in front of me, where I can discover more quotes like these. And with grad school staring me in the face, there should be many more posts like these in the future!
1. "Just arriving a foreign country, you will always make a fool of youslef." - Thank you Chinese book. And no, that wasn't a spelling mistake.
2. "The more heat an object gains, the hotter it gets." - How the heck am I failing chemistry? My dad would kill me if he read this, and then saw my grades!
3. "10-80% of female athletes have mild iron deficiency." - Thanks for narrowing that down.
4. While not technically a quote, I found this picture in my physics book.
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| This pretty much sums up my childhood relationship with my little brother. |
5. "Active people tend to be less obese."- Huh. Who knew?
6. "Cardiac rehabilitation programs are safe....over 80% of patients who have been reported to suffer a cardiac arrest have been successfully resuscitated with prompt defibrillation." - "Well, gosh. With odds like that sign me up for the program, doc!"
7. "Hand grip strength tends to be higher in taller and heavier people." - You mean bigger people are stronger!?
8. "Pregnant women should avoid performing the Valsalva maneuver during exercise." - "The Valsalva maneuver is when you hold your breath and push. So unless you don't want your baby to shoot across the room and hit somebody in the head, I would recommend you breath while you're doing that exercise ma'am." This just brings to mind one question: how do pregnant women poop then?
9. "Stretching exercises are effective in increasing flexibility."- Millions of gymnasts across the world just exhaled after realizing that all that stretching wasn't for naught.
10. "The antipsychotic action of lithium ions was discovered by accident in the 1940s by Australian psychiatrist John Cade as he was researching the use of uric acid, a component of urine, to treat manic depressive illness." - "Hey, maybe if they drink their pee, they'll feel better!" Once again, more proof that God is a practical joker.
That's all I've got for the moment. Luckily, I've still got another whole semester in front of me, where I can discover more quotes like these. And with grad school staring me in the face, there should be many more posts like these in the future!
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