Greatest Quotes Of Fall '12

*Sigh* Another semester has gone by, and though it certainly wasn't fast, and has been the craziest almost 5ish months in my life, I still managed to keep track of a few of the greatest quotes around campus, and at home (for break stuff), to give you an idea of how things have been going. Here are a few.

• W - "Did you know that if you try to iron a carpet because it looks wrinkly, this thin plastic stuff melts, and gets all over the iron?" Me - "Did you try it?" W - "Yeah, last semester."
• (little sister holding stethoscope) "I wonder what it sounds like if you fart in this thing?"
• (same sister, still holding stethoscope) "Wowww, that's cool! And it's not even electric!"
• W - "One time in high school we had a quiz on the periodic table of the elements. We had to name an element, and I couldn't think of any, so I put thunder. It wasn't one."
• L - "Maddy! Hurry up! You're taking forEVerrrr!" M - "I'm flossing my teeth!" L - "Are you flossing behind every single tooth?" M - "THAT'S THE CONCEPT OF IT!!"
• W - "How are you related to Uncle Bobby?" Me - "He's my uncle."
• (sitting at lunch) "What would you do if I pulled off my shirt, and all below my neck was muscles and skeletons?"

Greatest Quotes of Spring '12

Another semester has come and gone, and once again I've been keeping track of some of the greatest quotes and conversations in order to give a small idea of what things have been like lately. Here you go.

• "Sil, when you're older are you gonna have a cool voice like Morgan Freeman?"
• "I'd be so ticked if my kid got pregnant. That's why I want boys."
• K-"She's one of them home school girls that stays in her room 23/7." Me-"23/7?" K-"Yeah, she's gotta go to class!"
• "Hey! Get back here! I can't be creeping on people by myself! I need an accountability partner!"
• Professor-"What's that on your face?" Girl in class-"Ringworm."
• "I took the bus the other day, and it was just me and a bunch of white people. My first thought was, 'White people take the bus?!'"
• "Hey! Quit acting like a pregnant girl!"
• Professor-"I realize a lot of this lecture is common sense, but I've got to say it for the kinesiology majors."

Greatest Quotes of Fall '11

The semester has finally come to an end, and in order to give somewhat of a taste as to how things have been on campus lately, all semester long I've been keeping track of the greatest quotes and conversations of this past fall. Here are a few of them. I hope you enjoy.

• "Man, what I wouldn't do for a sweet pastry right now."
• "You peed in my pants!"
• "In this jar is a lateral meniscus. I'm going to pass it around for all to see. It came from my right knee." (This same professor later passed around a rod that had been in her spine.)
• "We made 300 egg sandwiches a day. It was gonna be an empire."
• "Why am I always attracted to married women? I'm like James Bond."
• "People used to do that to the monkeys back home. They'd inject vodka into an orange, and wait for a monkey to eat it."
• "I'm gonna give you a best friend hug."
• Russel-"What class you writing a paper for?"  Me-"Exercise leadership."  Russel-"You have a class on casting out demons?"
• "We did have one guy that just smelled horrible. He walked into the room, and I thought to myself, 'Ohh, you're poor.'"
• "What's a good song to play on his computer for when he gets back? How about 'I'm a sinner and I need Jesus'?
• "You. Me. Bucket of chicken. Snowflex."
• Mom-"Happy birthday Granny! You're 95!" Granny-"Well, happy birthday to you too!" Mom-"Uhh, thanks!"
• "Ewww. There's a leaf in my salad."