*me, sound asleep with the house to myself as my wife is working 3rd shift. It's late at night.*
CLAP
Me - HUH?! Something must have fallen downstairs. Sounds like it was in the kitchen.
CLAP
Me - Nope. That's not a coincidence. That sounded like it was at the base of the stairs.
CLAP CLAP CLAP
Me - Holy smokes! IT'S COMING UP THE STAIRS!
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
Me - SOMEONE'S OUTSIDE MY DOOR!
*grab shotgun*
I HOPE YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF LEAD, SUCKERS!!!
CLAPCLAPCLAP BOOOOM
Me - Oh wait. Those are fireworks. It's New Year's Eve. That's right. Whew.
Some kid must have grabbed a Roman candle and gone running around the apartment complex.
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