Annnnnnd after spending the past week studying STDs in my "Infectious Diseases" class I now have a better understanding of why God commands monogamy.
Asides from the inability to pee for days yet still manufacturing urine (read "ow"), the development of fibrous growths all over your nether regions, sterility, and some very painful sores, there's also aneurysms, blindness, cardiovascular disease, links to Alzheimer's, and more.
Don't be stupid. God doesn't want his children playing in the street.
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